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If... If...

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 21, 2005

Not usually what you see on this site...

Good stuff, I must say. I was a bit confused at the outset, with the fast transfers and the incoherent words, but it really came through in the end. Great stuff, even with the sudden end of music at the end. I commend you for making something very good and touching. Best of luck, friend.



Vengeance DVD Vengeance DVD

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars April 17, 2005

I have a few questions

First of all, F-22 Raptors are not carrier capable. Also, B1-B Lancers would be the obvious choice for nuclear weapons, if not the B-2 Spirit or ICBM's with nuclear warheads. B-52's are on their way out. The large presence of the F-22 really ruined this movie for me. They are so expensive and new that the US would never dream of using them in dogfighting situations. F-15's, F-16's or F-18's would be the ones doing the dogfighting. Also, I cannot let myself think that any sort of enemy plane detected over Paris would make it across the Atlantic.
Oh well. Over all, I think it was a really good movie except for the plane usage thing. The music was great and tied in well with the movie, but sfx would have made it really better. The art wasn't too exceptional, but worked. Good stuff. Just look at the hardware you include to make sure it is logical.



PEACETANK PEACETANK

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 14, 2005

Pretty damned funny

Explosions, flowers, chanting. Pretty good. Nice work. More of these would be cool.



Siege Outbreak Siege Outbreak

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 14, 2005

Tired of The Matrix in flash

I think that the Matrix thing is overdone in flash. I know that it is cool, and difficult, but lacks creativity. I would like to see something new, that is all. The graphics were good, and ran smoothly, but the art kind of turned me off. Too lego-esque, in my point of view. However, I can tell that you put a lot of time into your work, and comend you for that. Just more creativity in fight scenes would be nice.



Ode a la Josh Navarro Ode a la Josh Navarro

Rated 0 / 5 stars April 14, 2005

Spinning pictures and pixels. Nice.

This is not a good flash at all. Not at all. Nope. No way. If the soundtrack was original, cool. If not, which I believe so, it sucks even more golf balls out of garden hoses



Greatest PBJ/Banana Ever! Greatest PBJ/Banana Ever!

Rated 0 / 5 stars April 14, 2005

Holy shit

The only redeeming value this had was that I will probably end my pain soon. With a ten gauge.
After having my ears clogged with repetitive nonsense, my eyes were assaulted by poorly animated heads spinning around. And a banna clock. Good thing I do not have epilepsy. I would be on the ground foaming, you skilless bastard. Hope you rot in flash hell. BLAM, DAMNIT!



Don't Fight Don't Fight

Rated 0 / 5 stars April 14, 2005

Wow, not funny, nor poigniant

I have had enough of Iraq talk, and I know this was before the war and all, but still. It sucked the gay out of liberace's anus. There is no other way to say it. The whiny, earnest sound of the lead voice enraged me and the music otherwise was terrible The only thing that was good about this flash is that it has an obvious statement. "Don't fight if you don't believe". Thank, you, NippleClock_1337, for stating something that I was told in sixth grade. Or fourth. Or possibly first.



all yor base r blong 2 us all yor base r blong 2 us

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 13, 2005

Didn't live up to my expectations

From what everyone was saying, this was supposed to be amazing, but it really wasn't extraordinarily funny or anything. There were a few "tuh" moments, but photoshopped "all your base" isn't what I look for in good flash. I must admit, the sound was pretty good, but the photoshoppin could have been done so much better. This ain't no photoshop phriday stuff here.



fun stuff 751 fun stuff 751

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 13, 2005

What?

You were definently tripping sir. Music was good tho, and it was a bit entertaining. Pirates are pretty cool, and the art was, interesting. You should have had the pirates destroy something, or pillage or rape or kill or something.
What were you on?


nazibomb responds:

in response to your question, all of it.

thanks for the review. more fun stuff on its way, i hope.


Lemmings: Deus Ex Machina Lemmings: Deus Ex Machina

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 13, 2005

Fucking Amazing

This is one of the best ones I have seen on this site. Sound was great, action was great, and the variety of guns astounded me. Really imaginative. I commend your work, and am awaiting your next update.